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unorthodox-x-x:

kiss-meyou-fool:

vansandbeaches:

whataboutmikey:

That the kind of eye-rape that gets you from 0 to 60 in 3.2 seconds.

Daaaamn.

if he ever looked at me like that, I’m pulling him in the bed room

I won’t make it to the bedroom.
santanist:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

most well behaved poultry
dizz-ee:

it’s britney bitch

fuckinq:

my mom told me to clean my room one hour ago and i didn’t do it and she just came back and asked why i didn’t clean it up and i said i am cleaning and she’s like no you’re eating a bag of chips and i’m like i’m cleaning my bag of chips and then she walked out my room and slammed the door and i laughed a lil bit

nunderthemistletoe:

So I was taking pictures of my hamster because I was bored and he slipped and was holding on to my hand for dear life and I got this picture
gecollins:


A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stamp on it and really mess it up but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look at how scarred and dirty is was. She then told them to tell it they’re sorry. Now even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard they tried to fix it. That is what happens when a child bully’s another child, they may say they’re sorry but the scars are there forever. The looks on the faces of the children in the classroom told her the message hit home. Pass it on or better yet, if you’re a parent or a teacher, do it with your child/children.

owlapin:

owlapin:

owlapin:

MICROSOFT WORD HAS A FUCKING “INSERT CITATION” BUTTON WHY THE FUCK DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS IS SIGNIFICANT INFORMATION FUCK THE SCHOOL SYSTEM THIS IS MICROSOFT WORD 2007 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MADE AWARE OF THIS IN HIGHSCHOOL WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I HATE EVERYTHING

you can fucking log your sources into your document and then at the end press a fucking button and it makes a bibliography page for you im

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im not even lying im so mad

hangoverpart3:

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